JDF 402, page 2, section 4(c)
"Squeezed and hurt my hand and would not let go." That is the handshake above. Watch it again.
On September 24, 2026, Rep. Lauren Boebert swore under penalty of perjury that a journalist 1,500 miles away puts her in "imminent danger." Below are her own pages. Read them, then watch the tape.
JDF 402, page 2, section 4(c)
"Squeezed and hurt my hand and would not let go." That is the handshake above. Watch it again.
JDF 401 Incident Checklist, "Grabbing" row
Same incident, different page. Location: Durango. The video is from Ignacio, 25 miles away. Physical injury: N/A. So the hand that was "hurt" was, by her own checklist, not injured.
Attached narrative, page 1
Third telling: now she had to "forcibly pull it away." Five officers stood there. None of them moved. Nobody called the police, and she says so herself: police contact, No.
JDF 402, page 2, section 4(a): "The most recent incident"
The form asks: what was the threat or act of violence? Her answer is that I published a sworn ethics complaint and "resurfaced." Location: Weld County, "all day." I was in North Carolina.
JDF 402, page 2, section 4(b): "The most serious incident"
The most serious incident is a tweet about her public court dates and a photo someone else posted. "I fear that he may already be in Colorado." I was not. Her own narrative page moves the errand photo from Sept. 22 to "Sunday," which was Sept. 20.
Halfway through her petition. Help me answer all of it Thursday.
Chip in nowAttached narrative, page 2
Court dates are public record. Knowing them is called reading. She calls it stalking.
Attached narrative, page 1
"Went into hiding." In 2022 I was suing her in federal court under my own name, and she wrote my home street address on page 8 of this very filing.
JDF 401 Incident Checklist, first two rows
Under "Harassing Phone Calls" she wrote "emails, online." Under police contact, "No." Four years of alleged harassment and not one police report.
JDF 402, page 2, section 5
"Imminent danger." From a reporter who emailed her office for comment and got no reply. That is the whole case.
Two attorneys who know her playbook are on this: the one who took Boebert to federal court with me and partially prevailed, and the one who beat her last restraining order attempt in 2022. We need $15,000 by Thursday. Every dollar over that funds a CO-4 tour to tell voters the real story in person (with the Court's removal of the TPO).
Chip in nowAnd if you have any tips about Boebert, please don't hesitate to contact me: david@americanmuckrakers.com